Good old Madras.
As my Hindi-speaking north-Indian friends often point out, Madras is a lazy, hyper-conservative boring city. Before you nod your head in agreement; beware!! I will say whatever I want to say about 'my' city. If 'you' utter one wrong word about Madras, prepare to get your ass whipped!! Ha ha, I am just kidding. I will take any comment about Madras

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