Hi, there! My name is Olympia Loo Wanderlust, and this is my blog. I know what you're thinking ... , and it's infested with cricket roaches, wanna see? And now I know what else you're thinking. You're thinking, "How can a cricket roach be as big as an ostrich? That's absolutely impossible!" Well, would it make
As I have decided to stay in Texas rather than move back to Arkansas ( ... on and go on with my day. But when I was kid, I was convinced that if I killed a cricket, a swarm of them would come and drive me insane with their chirping...I really have no idea where that fear came
There was a cricket in our bedroom last night. It was pretty comical ... have been where the cricket was hiding because we didn't hear chirping for the rest of the night. Did ... you do it. Go outside at dusk or at night and find a chirping cricket -- don't get too close or it will stop chirping
I'm sitting on my couch, minding my own business, watching UFC, when It enters the room. A cricket. A huge fucking cricket ... it to work. Huge! Fucking! Cricket! Naturally, I jump onto the couch, and start screaming bloody ... on the couch. Eventually, it settles in place, staring and mocking me. Me: Fuck you, cricket. You're
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